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Oct 05 2008

AT&T Rap

Published by throughmyeyes at 4:00 am under Poetry/Rap Edit This

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I’m going down town and trouble is stirring
With so much adrenaline my vision is blurring
I whip out my cell phone and get ready to call
But I don’t have AT&T which is my downfall

No bars on my screen, my call won’t go through
Yesterday was the I-phone’s big debut
Maybe I should switch then I’ll call you.
But instead I have a no service issue.

Stuck in a predicament, I sure am
I heard the I-phone has a web cam
It also has a myspace program

I could check my friends status and what their doing
Join their events, see some cows mooing
Make plans of my own, ideas I’m brewing
But instead my wallet, the phone companies screwing

I just realized I’m being attacked by a bad guy
With no phone service, could really use an ally
Just then a member from AT&T will comply
He appears from a bush that was nearby
Gave me a new phone, put my old on standby
I made a call and coming here is my supply
Doing ninja flips gravity I will defy
I own the bad guy, now I say bye bye
With the help of AT&T now I can get some shut eye

This is the story of how AT&T saved my life with their service
Before I had them I was always nervous
But now that their on my side I wont lose
Next week I am going on a cruise
Even in the ocean I can get bars
AT&T gets you in with the stars
Now my story is coming to an end
Now my service I shall extend…

AT&T Supporter,

Through Your Eyes

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One Response to “AT&T Rap”

  1. jodapoeton 05 Oct 2008 at 5:41 am edit this

    I love it. You should send this to AT&T. You never know they may want to use it in a campaign or advertisement. Really cool and clever.

    Jo
    http://apoetsview.today.com

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