Sep 30 2008
Boredom: The Virus (Q&A)
Boredom: A terrible virus sweeping the nation. As machines become more and more efficient, the people of America continue to gain free time. As an adult, you spend this time trying to make it in America’s faltering economy, but as a teenager, you spend this time in a constant battle with boredom. Boredom is native to the United States but has recently crossed the borders, and is on its way to infect the entire world. If we don’t act soon, it could be too late for the future of mankind.
Q&A
Q: How Do I Know if I Have Boredom?
A: Chances are, If you are alive, and haven’t read my blog, you are probably suffering from boredom. 77% of Americans suffer from boredom on a daily basis, 100% of teenagers suffer from boredom 89% of the time.
Q: How Can I Cure My Boredom?
A: Before you can overcome something, you must first learn what you are trying to overcome. For example, if you have a headache and want to make it go away, you take aspirin, but if you didn’t know what a headache was, you wouldn’t know to take aspirin. This blog will be the aspirin for your boredom.
Q: Can Boredom Be Fatal?
A: Yes, boredom can be fatal. Take for example, our good friend Caveman Calvin. He finished all of his caveman chores, and had nothing else to do. He was beginning to experience boredom. No matter what he did he could not satisfy his need for entertainment. He saw a giant dinosaur and decided he would throw a rock at it. He was never seen again. But look on the bright side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by switching to Geiko, It’s so easy a caveman can do it, that is if the caveman didn’t suffer from boredom like Caveman Calvin.
Q: What Can I Do To Help?
A: Read this blog, and share it with everyone you know, the fate of humanity depends on it, together, we can overcome boredom, and stop it in it’s tracks! I have dedicated many years to studying the causes and effects of boredom, and hope I can use my knowledge to help create a boredom free world!
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